• Lived in feel
• Quality Comfort Colors shirt
• Relaxed fit
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Embrace the chaos with the Absurdism Nutrition Facts tee — a bold blend of philosophical satire and minimalist rebellion. Styled like a nutrition label for the soul, this shirt breaks down existence into its rawest ingredients: 0g of Meaning, 1000g of Absurdity, and a heavy dose of Rebellion. Crafted from durable, vintage-feel Comfort Colors fabric, it’s built for those who laugh in the face of meaninglessness and find freedom in the absurd. Whether you’re seeking, resisting, or simply vibing with Camus in the pit of existence, this shirt is your uniform for authentic living.
Soft fabric with 100% cotton threads
Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment dyed for lived-in feel
Durable: Double-needle stitching on all seams
Eco-friendly Dyeing Process: Comfort Colors uses a sustainable dyeing process with reduced water waste
Small (S):
Width: 18.25” / Length: 27.5”
Medium (M):
Width: 20.5” / Length: 29”
Large (L):
Width: 22.5” / Length: 30”
X-Large (XL):
Width: 24.5” / Length: 31”
2X-Large (2XL):
Width: 26.5” / Length: 31.625"
3X-Large (3XL):
Width: 27.75” / Length: 32.5"
4X-Large (4XL):
Width: 29.75 / Length: 33.5”
Free returns of unworn and unwashed items for 30 days.
