Diogenes
Diogenes
Diogenes

Diogenes

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• Lived in feel

• Quality Comfort Colors shirt

• Relaxed fit

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton

Tap into ancient rebellion with this Diogenes tee — a black metal homage to the original dropout philosopher. Featuring a gritty, woodcut-style illustration of Diogenes lounging in his infamous barrel with a dog by his side, this design drips with anti-authority energy. The cracked amphora and jagged “DIOGENES” logo scream defiance, channeling the spirit of a man who rejected status, mocked power, and lived by his own code.

Printed on a Comfort Colors relaxed fit tee, it’s built from heavyweight cotton that feels vintage yet durable — perfect for anyone who’s ever told the world to shove it. Whether you’re living in a barrel or just thinking outside the one society gave you, this shirt lets you wear your cynicism proudly.

Soft fabric with 100% cotton threads

Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)

Garment dyed for lived-in feel

Durable: Double-needle stitching on all seams

Eco-friendly Dyeing Process: Comfort Colors uses a sustainable dyeing process with reduced water waste

Small (S):
Width: 18.25” / Length: 27.5”

Medium (M):
Width: 20.5” / Length: 29”

Large (L):
Width: 22.5” / Length: 30”

X-Large (XL):
Width: 24.5” / Length: 31”

2X-Large (2XL):
Width: 26.5” / Length: 31.625"

3X-Large (3XL):
Width: 27.75” / Length: 32.5"

4X-Large (4XL):
Width: 29.75 / Length: 33.5”

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