• Lived in feel
• Quality Comfort Colors shirt
• Relaxed fit
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Embrace the chaos of existence with the “Existential Crisis Bundle.” Featuring three killer designs, each tee blends the intensity of black metal with the intellectual rebellion of philosophy. Perfect for anyone who finds meaning—or the lack of it—in riffs and reflection.
Nietzsche – Become the Übermensch while staring into the abyss. This tee captures the stark, dramatic intensity of Friedrich Nietzsche, with the iconic phrase “Werde der Übermensch” (Become the Superman) printed below his portrait. It’s the ultimate piece for the philosopher who thinks moshing counts as self-overcoming.
Absurdity – Channel Albert Camus with a smirk. This tee features the absurdist legend himself, staring into the void and daring you to revolt. With “Live in Revolt” emblazoned below, it’s the perfect reminder that life’s a struggle against meaninglessness, but you can still do it in style.
Hell is Other People – Jean Paul Sartre’s existential horror in wearable form. This tee showcases Sartre’s chilling insight with a black metal twist. If you’ve ever found yourself trapped in the inferno of social interaction, this one’s for you. “Hell is Other People” never looked so hardcore.
Made from high-quality fabric with a vintage look, these tees will last as long as your existential dread. Whether you’re in a philosophy class, a concert pit, or simply wrestling with the absurd, you'll be ready.
Soft fabric with 100% cotton threads
Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment dyed for lived-in feel
Durable: Double-needle stitching on all seams
Eco-friendly Dyeing Process: Comfort Colors uses a sustainable dyeing process with reduced water waste
Small (S):
Width: 18.25” / Length: 27.5”
Medium (M):
Width: 20.5” / Length: 29”
Large (L):
Width: 22.5” / Length: 30”
X-Large (XL):
Width: 24.5” / Length: 31”
2X-Large (2XL):
Width: 26.5” / Length: 31.625"
3X-Large (3XL):
Width: 27.75” / Length: 32.5"
4X-Large (4XL):
Width: 29.75 / Length: 33.5”
Free returns of unworn and unwashed items for 30 days.
