• Lived in feel
• Quality Comfort Colors shirt
• Relaxed fit
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
Sweet nothing. A parody snack you can’t unwrap, because the joke is that there’s nothing inside. The Nihilism candy bar — chocolate despair with zero meaning per serving.
Printed on a 100% cotton Comfort Colors tee, garment-dyed black for that perfectly broken-in feel — as if it’s already been chewed up by the void.
A wearable punchline for anyone who knows emptiness tastes better with sugar.
Soft fabric with 100% cotton threads
Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment dyed for lived-in feel
Durable: Double-needle stitching on all seams
Eco-friendly Dyeing Process: Comfort Colors uses a sustainable dyeing process with reduced water waste
Small (S):
Width: 18.25” / Length: 27.5”
Medium (M):
Width: 20.5” / Length: 29”
Large (L):
Width: 22.5” / Length: 30”
X-Large (XL):
Width: 24.5” / Length: 31”
2X-Large (2XL):
Width: 26.5” / Length: 31.625"
3X-Large (3XL):
Width: 27.75” / Length: 32.5"
4X-Large (4XL):
Width: 29.75 / Length: 33.5”
Free returns of unworn and unwashed items for 30 days.